The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
75%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Aubrey, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.