The Shank Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Aubrey's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.