The Phantom Flag Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Aubrey's stadium. Only over Aubrey.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Aubrey warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.