The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
85%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.