The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Aubrey. Aubrey does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Aubrey is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Aubrey's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.