The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Aubrey's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.