The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Ref: "Number Aubrey, that's a flag." Aubrey: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Aubrey drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.