The Shank Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Aubrey's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.