The Wind Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Aubrey gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Aubrey, Aubrey, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.