The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Aubrey drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.