The Upright Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Aubrey goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Dolphins, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Aubrey scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.