The Hamstring Hex of Brandon Aubrey
Brandon Aubrey · DAL · K
“Aubrey's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Aubrey's week
- Aubrey attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Aubrey gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Notre Dame's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Aubrey, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Brandon Aubrey in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brandon Aubrey is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brandon Aubrey actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.