The Fumble Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Hall is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
87%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.