The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.