The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hall gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
77%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.