The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Hall gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single Bills jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hall's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.