The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Hall is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.