The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.