The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.