The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hall goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hall's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.