The Snap Count Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- A mysterious flag erases Hall's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
83%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.