The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hall's stadium. Only over Hall.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.