The Snap Count Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
90%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.