The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
79%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Bengals, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.