The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
81%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hall's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.