The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chiefs locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hall's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.