The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Hall tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.