The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Hall goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Hall, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.