The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
92%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.