The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Hall gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.