The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Hall's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.