The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Hall sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
75%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.