The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Coach says Hall is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
72%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hall, Hall, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.