The Late Scratch Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Hall scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.