The Hamstring Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Hall rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.