The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hall will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.