The Phantom Flag Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hall, Hall, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.