The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
92%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.