The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- Hall breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hall, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.