The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Hall on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Hall's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.