The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Hall's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.