The Fumble Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.