The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hall will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.