The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Hall's stadium. Only over Hall.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- A mysterious flag erases Hall's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Hall, that's a flag." Hall: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.