The Garbage-Time Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Hall gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
91%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Hall's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.