The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.