The Mystery Tweak Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Coach says Hall is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Hall, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.