The Stuffed Run Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Hall loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
88%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Hall drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.