The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Breece Hall
Breece Hall · NYJ · RB
“Hall's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Hall's week
- Hall will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Hall gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Iowa State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Hall drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Breece Hall in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Breece Hall is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Breece Hall actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.