The Snap Count Hex of Brenden Bates
Brenden Bates · JAX · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Bates's stadium. Only over Bates.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Bates's week
- Bates gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Kentucky's biggest rival.
- Bates gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
83%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Bates's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Brenden Bates in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Brenden Bates is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Brenden Bates actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.